A quick Google search of "ubuntu no screens found" immediately points to some very recent posts regarding a recent Ubuntu upgrade that breaks the Xserver, and of coz, lots of angry people:
http://enterprise.linux.com/article.pl?sid=06/08/23/137206&from=rssUbuntu xorg-server update breaks X: "no screens found"
IRC channels, LUG mailing lists, and Ubuntu wikis were buzzing with the news this morning that a recent Ubuntu Xorg update (xorg-server 1:1.0.2-0ubuntu10.3) crashes the X Window System on some video hardware. When X is restarted following installation, affected Ubuntu users get a "no screens found" error message instead of X.
The Dell Inspiron 6400 with an ATI video card, Dell Inspiron 8600 with an Nvidia 5200 card, Dell Latitude D620 with Nvidia Quadro NVS 110M video card, and Hewlett-Packard NX6125 are among the systems reported as being bitten by this bug.
One workaround being posted on Wikis is to downgrade to the previous version of Xorg by entering the following commands:
sudo apt-get install xserver-xorg-core=1:1.0.2-0ubuntu10
sudo /etc/init.d/gdm restartA better workaround appears to be upgrading to xorg-server 1:1.0.2-0ubuntu10.4, after verifying that it is available in your repositories. To check and see if it is available to you, use the following commands:
sudo apt-get update
apt-cache -f search xserver-xorg-coreIf the 10.4 version listed, then proceed with:
sudo apt-get upgradeOf course, if you haven't upgraded to 10.3 yet, don't.
Bug report link:
https://launchpad.net/distros/ubuntu/+source/xorg-server/+bug/57153
http://www.ubuntu.com/FixForUpgradeIssue
The Problem
An update was released for Dapper on 21 August 2006 UTC, which has been found to cause problems on certain systems.
A subsequent update published 17 hours later corrects this, so if your system is fully up to date now and you have no obvious graphical system failures, then you are highly unlikely to be affected. However, delays to the system of update distribution mean that you should make sure you have fully updated before rebooting your computer. You can read more about the issue to ensure you will not be affected, and learn what steps we are taking to ensure this does not happen again.
If you have been affected by this bug, you will see a screen similar to the following when booting your computer:
Corrective Action
Follow this procedure to correct the problem. You will need to be connected to the Internet for the procedure to work.
At this point, hold the left Alt key and press the F1 key. You should see a screen similar to the following:
Type in your username, as you would to login to the computer, and press Enter
Then type your password and press Enter. You will see a screen similar to the following:
Type sudo apt-get update and press Enter
Type your password again and press Enter. You will see a screen similar to the following:
Type sudo apt-get install xserver-xorg-core and press Enter. This will install an update on your computer, and you will see the text changing on the screen. When the update is complete, you will see a screen similar to the following:
Hold Control and Alt and press Delete. This will reboot your system in a functional state.